Geordie's lost 'is pinker
Geordie's lost 'is pinker
Geordie's lost 'is pinker
Doon the double ra'
It rolled right doon the cundie
It rolled right doon the cundie
It rolled right doon the cundie
Doon the double ra'
Geordie cou'na fetch it
Geordie cou'na fetch it
Geordie cou'na fetch it
Doon the double ra'
He's gan tar get a claithes prop
He's rammed it up the cundie
Still he cou'na fetch it
He's gan ter get a terrier
He's pushed him up the cundie
Still he cou'na fetch it
He's gan and got gunpowder
He's rammed it up the cundie
He's rammed it up the cundie
He's rammed it up the cundie
And he's blown down double ra'
Still cou'na getch it
Still cou'na getch it
Still cou'na getch it
And he's blown down double ra'
'Ywas in his bleddy pocket
'Ywas in his bleddy pocket
'Ywas in his bleddy pocket
And he's blown down double ra'
(To the tune of In and Out the Windows)