Morphine Bill and Cocaine Sue
Were walking down 5th Avenue
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They came to a drugstore painted green
The sign outside said No Morphine
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They came to a drugstore finished in oak
The sign outside said No More Coke
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They came to a drugstore painted red
The sign outside said We're All Dead
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They came to-a drugstore painted blue
The sign outside said We're Dead Too
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So in the river, side by side
They both committed suicide
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And in the graveyard on the hill
Lies the body of Morphine Bill
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And in the graveyard on the side
Lies the body of his Cocaine bride
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